Having been banished from Iceland after unfortunate charges of homicide, Mary Morales sailed west, where she was recently able to add the colonization of Greenland to her achievements as an actor and musician. Ummmm. No…. No—that was famed temperamental Viking explorer, Erik the Red.

Mary Morales is a real live southern girl, popular for her cutting edge wit and her beans and rice. You may recognize her from her acclaimed work on such films as “Orange Juice vs. The Shoe,” “Orange Juice vs. The Shoe: The Sequel,” and the up and coming theme park sensation, “Orange Juice vs. The Shoe: The Sequel: The Ride.” Or maybe you just saw her waiting in the
express lane at the Jewel Osco.